i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children
(Source: theukings, via beautifulfaith)
home is where you fully understand how the shower works
home is where you poop most comfortably.
(Source: gingerpeeta, via beautifulfaith)